Tuesday, April 24, 2012

THE BEEG REPORT

OK by now you obviously heard of the scandal currently rocking the nation involving one of the biggest companies around, one of the biggest promotions ever and on IT guy.
mtn Zambia's BEEG promo was hot, from the ads , to the hype surrounding it i mean even i bought a new sim to be a part of the dream of winning a cool one Billie. people joined that promo like crazy and when the winner was announced, like any other competition in zed, we all did the usual....forgot bout it all and moved on....or did we?
it was recently brought to light that a named IT guy from MTN did the coolest thing (from a fellow IT guys perspective that is) in zed in a while, he manipulated the system and made his girlfriend win the prize. now i say coolest because all fellow IT guys will agree with me when i say , in our free time all we ever do is think of how cool,it will be to do some cyber mayhem and pull of an electronic heist worthy of a movie or book plot (swordfish was based on a "true life hacker"). i mean getting his squeeze to win , go on a ka mini trip to celebrate the whole thing ( spending at least 80 mill on the outing....#BEEG) , purchasing property in other peoples names etc etc. but where did it all go wrong??? the perfect plan needs patience , a tight circle and most importantly to be PERFECT. we are all old enough to know nothing is perfect so the least you can do when you plan something like this is to be diabolical.the spending spree was too soon, then he was sloppy, and i say that because as an employee of mtn and IT guy for that matter visiting the competition winner is unacceptable.plus n****s are nosy and "vigilante" when they suspect something fishy and due to a "concerned citizen" (ahem whistle blower, snitch, informant,shushushu etc) their not so perfect plan was caught onto and you know why.... because as long as you commit a crime and you involve someone else...its not the perfect plan. word of advice always to your wrongs alone, in secret ,in silence and most importantly discreetly. your dumb ass out there celebrating and you think no one is watching,NO ONE IS WATCHING N****A?!?!? that's what people do man, the streets is always watching. sit your ass down, do a ka low profile for 6  months request a transfer ( because stopping graft is to suspicious),  start a small medium sized consultancy and then quit. by then when you start buying shit it will look legitimate . and to top it all of what does MTN zambia do #SMH they say "we are gonna rerun the grand draw"..... *ahem* the same grand draw that obviously can be manipulated with your same staff, because he was so sooooo good no one else in his department saw any irregularities .....? he either a really smart , dumb dude hacker fimo fimo or his subordinates are really not worthy of being employed for MTN  or are in on it....?MTN i tip my hat to you, i mean it takes balls to tell people who already didn't believe in your competitions in the first place, who recently just heard of what your IT department is capable of that your gonna re do this....?picture this lets say we re do the general elections and MMD win this time, would the nation believe the results...........? didnt think so.